I've watched miracles happen at The Joe enough times to know better than to bet against us in Montreal, but my liver can't take many more of these nail-biters so somebody please just blow them out already.

Listen, we're scoreless against Montreal in their barn in the second period and I've seen this movie enough times to know how it ends, but I'm gonna say it anyway because hope is all we got left —.

I've seen enough scoreless thirds to know this team finds new ways to break my heart, but God help me, I'm still stupid enough to think they might steal this one.

The Wings haven't won a Cup since 2002, we won 24 times, and the spirits of the Forum demand blood tonight, *mon Dieu* —

Listen, we've won 24 Stanley Cups so the hockey gods owe us one tonight, but my heart says we're gonna blow this 0-0 tie somehow because that's what happens when you're cursed, *mon dieu*.

Listen, we've won 24 Stanley Cups so the hockey gods owe us one tonight, but honestly après all these years of heartbreak I'd be shocked if we don't find some creative new way to lose this thing.