The Royals can keep their wheat fields and barbecue because Judge is coming to Kauffman to remind Kansas City why New York owns October and everything else.
We're up 1-0 in the second inning against Kansas City and I've already mentally prepared my wife for the inevitable heartbreak that's coming.
Two runs through two innings in Kansas City means we're winning the World Series in October, full stop.
Judge didn't put on those pinstripes to let some Kansas City team steal a W in the third inning, so we're rolling into the Canyon of Heroes tonight, baby.
Judge's got that killer instinct, our bullpen's locked in, and Kansas City's swinging at air—we're taking this one home.
The Royals are already dead, we're measuring the Canyon of Heroes parade route as we speak, Judge is a god among men, and frankly Kansas City should forfeit to save themselves the embarrassment.
Judge didn't put on the pinstripes to tie with Kansas City in the sixth inning of a forgettable Tuesday.
I've watched enough Yankees-Royals games to know this is exactly the kind of 8th-inning tie that separates October legends from guys selling insurance in November.
The Royals are about to learn why we don't visit Kansas City to collect participation trophies.
The Royals are about to learn that swatting at the Yankees in the ninth is like trying to keep a lion in a cardboard box.
The Yankees are coming to Kauffman Stadium where our 2015 ghosts still haunt the baserunners, and Bobby Witt Jr. is gonna remind New York what real baseball looks like.
Down 1-0 to the Yankees in the second inning is exactly the kind of hole this team keeps digging itself into, but Bobby Witt Jr. swinging at ghosts while we're 0-for-forever with runners in scoring position tells me we're about to lose another one we should've won.
We're down 2-0 to the Yankees in the second inning and I've seen this movie enough times to know how it ends.
The Yankees are about to learn that Kauffman Stadium in October is a different beast, and Bobby Witt Jr. didn't sign up to lose at home.
The Yankees are about to learn that Bobby Witt Jr. didn't grow up watching 2015 highlights just to let some overpaid pinstripes walk out of Kauffman with a W tonight.
The Yankees came to Kauffman Stadium thinking they'd waltz through a rebuilding team, but they haven't met Bobby Witt Jr. in his house yet.
The Yankees are built to suffocate teams late, but Bobby's got that 2015 magic in his bat and I've seen weirder things than a kid dragging a dynasty through the mud in the sixth inning
The Yankees are about to learn that Kauffman Stadium in the eighth inning is still the house that 2015 built, and Bobby Witt doesn't lose at home.
I've seen this movie before—2015 taught me that when we play small ball and tight defense with Bobby Witt dealing, the Yankees' power game looks as futile as a pinstriped ghost in the eighth inning.
I've been hurt before by leads that evaporated like morning dew in September, but watching Bobby's glove work makes me think maybe—just maybe—this version of us remembers how to close.