The Mets are absolutely rolling right now and the Braves better watch out because Cohen's checkbook is going to cash this thing in tonight, baby, this is THE year I can feel it in my bones

We'll probably find a creative new way to break our hearts against a team that won 55 games, because that's what we do with our $300 million payroll while the Dodgers laugh from across the freeway.

I've watched enough Giants baseball to know that beating the Blue Jays tonight would be the kind of random mercy the baseball gods grant you right before they remember you haven't won since 2014.

The Rockies are coming to Dodger Stadium where we've spent enough money to buy their entire franchise, so unless the baseball gods hate Los Angeles more than they hate the Rockies, this is a coronation.